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and now for something completely the same...

Monday, August 12, 2002

I'm easily amused by these kinds of things...
1. What's your real name? Gerilynn Smith
2. What's your favorite nickname? hecubusgirlgeri
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals? ?
5. Where were you born? in a hopsital in scranton PA
6. Do you like the rain? I love the rain
7. Have you ever been in love? yes
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? no
9. What song best describes you? Happiness Pie or Not Happy
10. What would you name your first son? Hamilton
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust? Charles Butterick Cole
12. Do you write in pen or pencil? pen
13. When was the last time you cried? last week
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry? yesterday
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry? he hasn't
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones? never
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything? no
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing? I've never been in prison
19. Do you like donuts? kind of
20. Even jelly donuts? I don't like jelly doughnuts
21. Do you know what's in that shit? I think its jelly
22. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? maple
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots? maybe
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know? ?
25. What was the saddest moment in your life? when I was told I couldn't go see KITH live
26. Do you think I really care? ?
27. How many times do I have to tell you to shut the Fuck up? ?
28. What color shoes are you wearing? I don't have any shoes on
29. What color shirt are you wearing? purple
30. Are you wearing any underpants? ?
31. Oooo. Are they lacey? ?
32. Do I make you hot? ?no
33. What is your lucky number? 13
34. What is your unlucky number? ?
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep? ?
36. What's your favorite book? Buddy Babylon
37. What's your favorite page number in that book? I don't have one
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV? ?
39. Who knows you the best? me
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"? ?
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? my mom?
42. Describe yourself in one word. strange
43. Describe yourself in one preposition? ?
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are? Geri Smith
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life? maybe
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your life? no, I would hate to
47. Are you a generous person? not really
48. Can I borrow $100? No
49. Did you lie on this test? no
50. Did you lie on that last question? no



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